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# Ha ha ha ha This is good
However 2 things.....

Thing 01: Where did the TC is gay thing come from? What is the basis for this widespread suggestion? I thought he was a lady bothering hetro type. What did I miss to suggest otherwise?

Thing 02: Why does the front of Alan Carrs book make me want to rip the entire shelf of them down everytime I see it in Waterstones / Smiths..? What is it about his face that just makes me want to cause it pain......
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# :)
thing 01: top gun?

thing 02: this
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:54, archived)
# lol
I have an irish mate who looks like him:

i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc43/genteh/DSC0019.jpg

uncanny no?

www.theambassadors.com/common_graphics/productions/p3437_m1.jpg
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# I thought you meant Tom Cruise so I got a small erection.
and then he looked a bit like Alan Carr, and my erection went away somewhere.
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# goldenfanjita?
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# well...
1: i think it was coupla years back, someone threatened to release evidence that would prove he was a shirtlifter. he took em to court but i think in the end he had to settle out of court, in a sneaky-sneaky, shit,-i-don't-want-people-to-see-pics-of-me-buggering-someone,-it'll-destroy-my-image-as-a-lady-bothering-hetro-type-and-therefore-destroy-my-career-kinda way, which ended with him buying the rights to certain images that have still never seen the light of day.

2: cos he's a massive annoying way over the top ugly cunty gayer.
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# Aaaah Thank Ye
that would make sense (on both points)
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