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# Whoops/ouch
When I wrote off my old Peugeot 309 (1989 edition!) I was extracting it from the wall when a girl on a scooter came down the same hill and fell off after hitting the same patch of ice.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# ...and you told the police that the crash killed her
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# And that the force of the crash ripped her clothes off.
How did you know?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)
# (very) sloppy seconds
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:13, archived)
# and your trousers.
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