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# Slid off my scooter this morning.
Got an itty bitty graze on my shin, a dent in my pride and battle-damage on my bike.

I wanna draw Chloe. It'll make me feel better.
Suggestions on a theme?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Recreate your bike accident with Chloe
only heightening the DRAMA of the whole thing.

EDIT *sympathies*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)
# scooter?
one of those metal ones that the cool boys use?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Chloe in mechanics overalls (ill fitting) fixing a bike...
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Damn black ice
It's Satan's freezer out there today.

Draw Chloe beating up Mr Freeze with a cricket bat.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)
# If you hit Chloe at 40 miles an hour there's an 80% chance she'll die.
That commercial, starring Chloe. Go.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)
# good ningles cap'n my cap'n
'ow ya diddlin'?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:57, archived)
# a fat titted mechanic trying to fix the bike but her fat tits keep getting in the way..lol!


glad to hear there's no real damage done :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:50, archived)
# plus....
tits.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:52, archived)
# also...
tits!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Chloe covering herself in cream
then running naked through the Houses of Commons, while being chased by a group of papparazzi and an elderly gentlemen who is smelling of spearmints.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:53, archived)
# :)
One of the first Chloe pics ever drawn.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:01, archived)
# needs more Houses of Parliment :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)
# poor chappie
is it even possible to control a scooter/bike if it hits ice? ...

as ever - I'd like to see a hedgehog experiencing disappointment, a snail who refuses to compromise, a fox with a heart of gold, a kingfisher with a dark past...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:55, archived)
# A swan with murderous intent
an ocelot without honour or mercy
a cricket with a perilous secret
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:57, archived)
# a mouse with a huge stash of porn
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:58, archived)
# ... the entire cast of Fame in wheelchairs
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:01, archived)
# The flids from Fame
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)
# mouse porn...
Jenni (3 months) is a fun-lovin' fieldmouse, she's into climbing, running and dining out, see her totally nude outdoors inside!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)
# a rat with a broken heart
an obese stick insect ... a whippet with doubts...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:59, archived)
# *ponders 'a whippet with doubts'*
hmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)
# an ostrich with an obsession
a capybara holding in the pain
a axotyl striving for perfection
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
# a kitten going the extra mile
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)
# a weasel with a plan
a llama in the first throes of new-found love
a naked mole-rat fighting a terrible addiction
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)
# a plucky goose which succeeds despite it's naivete
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)
# a manatee who, while having had many adventures in exotic lands and seeing sights filled with wonder and majesty,
yearns only for the simple comforts of home.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)
# a Robin who knows all too well the solitude of reponsibility
as he sits perched on an old fence stump over looking the river Tay and with his watchful gaze protects all the villages there abouts from certain disaster
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
# a newt who festers in silence in a dank prison cell, surrounded by the wails of the lost and forgotten,
awaiting his chance for escape, and the terrible vengeance he will enact upon those who betrayed him
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)
# bomberman ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Thats not JJ, its The Stig
Or maybe JJ is The Stig...
(Wize, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)
# shame you didnt hurt your arse
with this lot kissing it all the time it would be better in minutes

(just joshing)
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)
# pig herding.
or join the soviet army. or the australian rangers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Draw her making my bosses suffer
or else putting me out my misery

/suspended a-fucking-gain
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
# haha
though i doubt you'll want to... would you care to elaborate?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# I'm not sure I can really, at least not without a lot of context
but basically I've been suspended over doing my job, reporting something that needs documenting but leaves me vulnerable to accusations...and they've gone right ahead and accused me.

Despite context. Despite history. Despite the staff team I was on with being witnesses to it being appropriate and my line manager categorically stating he believes I am innocent. And it's the second time they've done similar, woo hoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:13, archived)
# i was hoping you worked for a criminal mastermind a la blofeld
and he had suspended you over a pool full of sharks
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Oh, that too

Standard procedure apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Suspended?
Do tell.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)
# As above, can't really
sorry to vent headlines without details!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:16, archived)
# whaaat?
what for?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)
# QUICK! TELL THE INTERNET!
Hahah, the shame
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Whoops/ouch
When I wrote off my old Peugeot 309 (1989 edition!) I was extracting it from the wall when a girl on a scooter came down the same hill and fell off after hitting the same patch of ice.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# ...and you told the police that the crash killed her
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# And that the force of the crash ripped her clothes off.
How did you know?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)
# (very) sloppy seconds
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:13, archived)
# and your trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:16, archived)
# oooh, ouch
I have only ever fallen off my bike three times in the ten years I've been riding and all of them on ice or snow. (The last fall broke the engine casing, leaving a nicely lethal ice/oil mix on the road for subsequent travellers...)

Draw Chloe sky-diving, but instead of packing a parachute she's mistakenly taken a rucksack full of toblerones. Luckily, a conveniently parked flatbed truck that's transporting the world's biggest ever jelly is there to safely break her fall.

EDIT: I think a blancmange would work just as well as a jelly, provided it's strawberry flavour.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Mmmmmm
jellyblerone.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Bestiality?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)
# you're doing it wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Chloe
and a flamethrower bracelet

(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Ouch
Oh noes! I hope there weren't too many witnesses, or you may be on YouTube by the end of the day...
(I helped save b3ta! VandenPlas can't think of anything clever - no change there!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Chloe on her birthday
Or jumping out of a birthday cake.
On the ice theme, howabout her showing us her ice skating skills?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Ouch
I'm not entirely sure what to suggest. D: I think I had a better idea yesterday and I completely forgot... I think I'm getting old...
(BkBilly You see... what had happened was..., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Two words...
"Nurse Chloe"
(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:08, archived)