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To beat people who were working there who had nothing to do with it?

Not within their rights at all, says I. If I'd been an elf and a parent had belted me, I'd have held them face down in the mud to show their cuntfruit what the word 'consequences' means.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:31, archived)

Well yes,

but I can imagine the elves standing at the sides going 'LOLTHANXFORTEHCASH!'

Maybe not... maybe they were innocent christmas elves...

Either way, the whole thing is hi-lar-i-ous.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:33, archived)

They were agency workers, weren't they?

Probably fresh from being made redundant and just trying to make some cash to tide them over christmas.

Just so you know, what I've read is that they were on £5.90 an hour. I'd not call that masses of money, more pittance.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:34, archived)

I wonder what their agency pimped it to them as

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)

God knows.

They must've been desperate though, poor people.

Probably an 'al fresco hospitality extravaganza' or something like that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)

"Uniform required"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:41, archived)

'must work well with others (inc. mythical beings)'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)

Gah, I do feel for them then...

If I'd been there, I'd have felt far more inclined to burn the billboard down.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)

pfft, is more than minimum wage

mebbe the extra was so they could get themselves some 'elf insurance

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:39, archived)

I'd want fucking more than minimum wage

for being outside dealing with chavs at this time of year.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:41, archived)

heh

my first job was £2.30 an hour - I never had so much money, I had no idea what to do with it*

* spent it on booze

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)

Mine was £4ish an hour, I think.

Well, my first legal job. Above board, like. Otherwise it was £2.50 an hour and a free pint after the doors were shut.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)

it's only about 60p more

if i could be arsed looking for my payslips i could tell you exactly how much more.

at the end of the day, no-one forced those people to part with their money, when they got to the gate and thought "this looks a bit shit" they should then have said "lets go to the grotto at the local shopping centre/stables"

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)

didn;t they have to pay in advance?

"book early due to popularity" an that?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:44, archived)

and this is just a suggestion

LAPLAND. If anyone thinks an afternoon in Dorset's worth a couple of hundred (what the fuck), they'll probably think a few days in Lapland's worth a bit more. Well, a lot more. Still.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)

but wasn't the ticket price

only £25 and then they ahd to pay more?

I didn't read too much into it, I saw the headline and thought "fucking whinging southern cunts" and didn't read on

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)

Yeah, it's all gone a bit wrong.

If I were a mum though, I don't think I'd go in for all of that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)