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# *kicks door down and hands you phone*
TAD-AAAAHHHH!!!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I read that as 'kicks down door and hands, you phone'
and wondered why you were calling Wow a phone.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:34, archived)
# hahahahaha
er

er, trying to think of a way I could call a lady a phone by way of a compliment and am failing
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:35, archived)
# something about cradling and whispering sweet nothings in my end
*sighs wistfully*

(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:36, archived)
# ah yes
It's too early for sleepy Dixy's brain-worky.

(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Awwww
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)
# what if it was a saucy wartime two-tone bakelite little number?
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:37, archived)
# .....something about pressing sexy buttons........
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Can't YOU just save us?
Or is that not why your pants are on the outside?
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:34, archived)
# I think the orange you mentioned might have been my fabulous bright orange Friday pants
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:36, archived)
# \o/ fuck yeah
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Pictures or they don't exist.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:40, archived)
# ohhhhhh you twisted my arm
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)
# :D I knew it
*hug* you're so cute.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)
# *bookmarks*
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:52, archived)
# cor
I bet there's more in there than just the usual
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Christ.
I never expected that.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:13, archived)