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# oh dear :p
Isn't Noel apparently a sex pest?

'Cm 'ere darling, tell me, does this look like Mr Blobby? 'Ello?'
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Yep. He was stalking that contestant last year I think it was.

There is an ever growing ring of celebrity sex pests. Currently known to be registered are:

Noel Edmonds
Paul Chuckle
Lesley "Dirty Den" Grantham
David Blunkett &
Phil "Sgt Bilko" Silvers

Even when they are dead, that doesn't stop them!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Russell Brand?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)
# You forgot the Blue Peter rapist too
John Leslie.....the cops'l get him one day.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)
# I heard a nice conspiracy the other day about the guy that "accidentally" outed him live on air
Apparently he's one of Leslie's mates, and it was deliberate, as then it would be public domain and Leslie wouldn't be able to get a fair trial ...

Inneressin, no?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:34, archived)
# These are both fair points.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:34, archived)
# damn zombie perverts!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# I know!
They are incorrigible!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Cilla Black
And her amazing light-up pants?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)
# wasn't one of the Chuckle Brothers given a restraining order?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:34, archived)
# That's just got Monty Python written all over it
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Wasn't that given to me?
or To You?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)
# David Blunkett!!!
That requires some imagination, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Arf!
As a newly discovered person with a disability, I shall no longer make jokes about others with disabilities.

You know how everyone takes the piss out of David beckham for being thick? I think that is a bit harsh! No-one mocks Stephen hawkings for being shit at football!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Pauk Chuckle?
I always thought Barry was the sleazy one
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Which one is which?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Barry is the slightly shorter one that looks a little more weasely
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Then I was right I think.
I am sure it was Paul who was pestering a married woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Forgot Steve Mcfadden too
Famous for dogging trannies with wigs on and watching trannies dog his wife while he watches and touches himself
(I helped save b3ta! RonnieBint This is no umbrella to take into the wind!, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Oh yes!
And his ex-wife in the show, Gillian Taylforth, who sucks off men in laybys!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)