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# The real question here is why YOU'RE not
and who on Earth you think you're impressing with such maverick disregard for the law.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 14:01, archived)
# A likely story.
Next thing you'll be telling me Irina and Luca never made it to the boat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 14:03, archived)
# and where dose one what this so hard?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 14:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Maybe his leg had just grow.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 15:05, archived)
# is it de rigeur to turn all misspelled posts into memes now?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 14:05, archived)
# yep
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 14:06, archived)
# I've just been called old by an 18 year old for humming Abba.
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 14:08, archived)
# *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 14:09, archived)
# I don't like this getting older lark.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 14:10, archived)
# tell me about it!
in other news: You'd be proud of me - 72 hours sur le wagon.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 14:14, archived)
# *hug* I am, love!
S'my boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 14:15, archived)
# you're not old
you just have better taste in music than the average 18-year-old.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Damn right!
Aha, Rita's just told her off.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 14:11, archived)
# is she crying now?
start singing the winner takes it all, that should piss her off ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Nah, she's gone for a ciggie.
When she comes back I'll just tell her that Jay-Z's looking like the Nerdiest Huxtable again. Pissed her off good and proper last time, she loves him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 14:15, archived)
# theo?
i used to fancy him something rotten
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Nah, not Theo
and me too
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 14:27, archived)
# which one?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 14:29, archived)
# None of them
just 'another' one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 14:33, archived)
# ah, right
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Dancing Queen?

no it's just the way I walk
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 14:11, archived)
# :D Supertrooper
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Several years ago - my late 20s -
I was at my sister's party, chatting to a 17yo bloke.

I offered him a cigarette, and dear gods! He looked me up and down like I'd just asked for a BJ (WHICH I HADN'T).

"Smoking?! I don't think so ..."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 14:16, archived)
# at which point I'd have said
'no worries love, you leave it to me to be cool' and blown it all in his face.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Is this your default answer to everything?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 14:07, archived)