Surely they'll just spend most of their time around your ankles covered in vomit, shit and pickles...?
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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig,
Fri 5 Dec 2008, 23:44,
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mind you,
mine do most of the time anyway
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?,
Fri 5 Dec 2008, 23:46,
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Hmm...
Don't forget semen. Never forget semen.
I usually like to bring mine in a flask on long day trips.
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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig,
Fri 5 Dec 2008, 23:51,
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