Damn you I might have been rich therenow if I could do some other scam - perhaps have my dog kidnapped by a friend and claim reward moniessss!
1. Have dog kidnapped
2. Press Statement (include crying a lot)
3.
4. PROFIT!
(1. Have dog kidnapped
2. Press Statement (include crying a lot)
3.
4. PROFIT!
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:35,
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can i have those press statement tears if you're done with them?i'm going to...uuhh.....donate them to charity. yes, that's it, charity...
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:38,
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Did I say they would be crocodile tears?or aligator/camen depending on which region you're from.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:42,
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then i shall sell themthey will fetch a fine price on the holistic medicines black market
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:47,
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Call Gerry and Kate.They'll give you a few pointers.
EDIT:lol..pointer..type of dog...unexpected pun!!!
(EDIT:lol..pointer..type of dog...unexpected pun!!!
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:40,
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Arf! for unexpected punnage maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:48,
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