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# Death's.....scissors?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Fear the Reaper
That's a lol. :D
(Though if you believe that, you'll believe anything!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:41, archived)
# WAIT A SECOND!
ZOOM! ENHANCE!

AH-HA! AS I SUSPECTED...
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:41, archived)
# OMGMGMGG!!!!!
That fecking whore, what's she doing out of the kitchen!!!?!??!?

She's dicing with Death there....

(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:43, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:45, archived)
# "after building up enough momentum to overcome gravity
the fairground attraction floats gently into the air. Then, for the amusement of onlookers, death himself cleaves the very cords that hold the riders safe, one by one they fly off into the distance, never to be seen again; and, in time the whole spinning contraption crashes to the ground in a twisted heap of angry metallic death, much to the amusement of onlookers, but not those who where in the immediate vicinity of the impact, but fuck them"

-The Indian Travelogue of Dr.J.Trumpet Paunchly (1817-1902)

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Damn loiterers
Ruining a very cool point in history, where fairground attractions were used as modes of transport. That's why the original clowns stooped; they were used to transport families of upto 5 people (and nicknamed the "People Carriers", hence the term was born).
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:48, archived)
# indeed, not only is this completely untrue, it's historical fact
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Quick cut to the quick !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:46, archived)