'after building up enough momentum to overcome gravitythe fairground attraction floats gently into the air. Then, for the amusement of onlookers, death himself cleaves the very cords that hold the riders safe, one by one they fly off into the distance, never to be seen again; and, in time the whole spinning contraption crashes to the ground in a twisted heap of angry metallic death, much to the amusement of onlookers, but not those who where in the immediate vicinity of the impact, but fuck them'
-The Indian Travelogue of Dr.J.Trumpet Paunchly (1817-1902)
(-The Indian Travelogue of Dr.J.Trumpet Paunchly (1817-1902)
discomeats This canoe,
Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:44,
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Damn loiterersRuining a very cool point in history, where fairground attractions were used as modes of transport. That's why the original clowns stooped; they were used to transport families of upto 5 people (and nicknamed the "People Carriers", hence the term was born).
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:48,
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indeed, not only is this completely untrue, it's historical fact:D
( discomeats This canoe,
Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:52,
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