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# Look the pies were delicious and I always keep eggs in my gusset
as you never know when you'll need an egg!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:04, archived)
# hahaaha
in danger, can you emit a stream of eggs to give the "distress egg fog" thus enabling you to escape in a moment of assailant's confusion?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Of course - eggs are very versatile like that!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:08, archived)
# yup, fried, boiled, whisked, pollinated
the whole bag :D
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:08, archived)
# If your car breaks down apparently you can go to work on a egg
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:12, archived)
# you sit in the middle of the street beating an egg with a wrench and the authorities will have their way with you
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:16, archived)
# I like men in uniform
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:21, archived)
# I've seen those movies!
a fireman turns up

and there's hoses everywhere

mayhem!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:23, archived)