Or sell them from their overcoats like some comedy dodgy watch-selling geezer.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:09,
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Hooray for acting like a 1950's spiv
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:11,
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*opens overcoat*
Nylons!?


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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:12,
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Yes please
I've resorted to browning my legs with tea slops.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:14,
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