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# That's nothing
my mum's married to Bill Nightie and is The Grand Architect's mum too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:49, archived)
# and this beats
being alive and being canonised how exactly? Three freaking miracles had to be attributed to her after her death, which hasn't even happened yet...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:51, archived)
# If you're a saint and alive, you have to wear a square halo.
Someone told me that once.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:52, archived)
# squalo
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:53, archived)
# I never had sexual relations with that woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:55, archived)
# well - if you say so I'm prepared not to question it
... how you feeling anyway? My shoul;der really hurts if that's any consolation...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:55, archived)
# I'm chewing three different flavours of gum
wearing three cardigans, only two of which are mine, and procrastinating...

Poor shoulder.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)
# I know
HOW COULD THIS EVER HAPPEN TO MMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Ooh my back just went ker-dunk.
Stop giving me your boneshit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:03, archived)