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I could eat all of that.

I'd pay for it the next day, but fucking hell, I miss kebabs.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)

Miss them?

Where did they go?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)

They're still outside my old house

and I'm on a big losing weight thing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)

Ah, I see.

I thought you might've been one of those vegetarian fuckwits I've been hearing about so much lately.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:40, archived)

I did it for a couple of years when I was with my cunt of an ex.

Who TEXTED ME LAST NIGHT TO SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY. We split up just under four years ago in a BAD way. WTF?!

I deleted it. Fuck off, cotton reel cock. (not you)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:43, archived)

I'm still doing it now. I'm 6 years meat-free. Making the imagery all the more puzzling.

Was he trying to be nice or was he trying to curry favour in some way? I suppose four years plus acrimonious break up equals 'I don't know'.

He might be not a total dick now, you never know.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:48, archived)

A quick check of myspace indicates that things haven't changed.

To be expected, really. I'm hoping he sent it to me by accident, I'd rather jam a screwdriver into my throat than speak to him again.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:50, archived)

why do you miss them?

Do they not have them in your locale?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)

Not really

and they're not conducive to skinnying.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)