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# <B3ta Promotion>
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)
# \o/
That's fab!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)
# a thing of amazingness
if a little sad :(
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Wooyayhoupla!

How fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
# kebabs for the win.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
# \o/

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
# hahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
# It looks like a monster from SPACE 1999
very woo
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:33, archived)
# is that the boss from Tron?
He was a fucking kebab!!!!! The film makes complete sense now....
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)
# I could eat all of that.
I'd pay for it the next day, but fucking hell, I miss kebabs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Miss them?
Where did they go?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)
# They're still outside my old house
and I'm on a big losing weight thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Ah, I see.
I thought you might've been one of those vegetarian fuckwits I've been hearing about so much lately.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:40, archived)
# I did it for a couple of years when I was with my cunt of an ex.
Who TEXTED ME LAST NIGHT TO SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY. We split up just under four years ago in a BAD way. WTF?!

I deleted it. Fuck off, cotton reel cock. (not you)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:43, archived)
# I'm still doing it now. I'm 6 years meat-free. Making the imagery all the more puzzling.
Was he trying to be nice or was he trying to curry favour in some way? I suppose four years plus acrimonious break up equals 'I don't know'.

He might be not a total dick now, you never know.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:48, archived)
# A quick check of myspace indicates that things haven't changed.
To be expected, really. I'm hoping he sent it to me by accident, I'd rather jam a screwdriver into my throat than speak to him again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:50, archived)
# why do you miss them?
Do they not have them in your locale?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Not really
and they're not conducive to skinnying.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)
# HALAL 9000.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)
# oof lol :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:40, archived)
# :D
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:41, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:45, archived)
# hahahaha!!!
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Now Im hungry..
One domo kebab please!.. pixels or what?
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Utterly brilliant.
What are the speakers playing?

Some roasting dub, I hope!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)
# They're pumping out the latest offering from Cancerous Fuck-Bananas.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:33, archived)
# HAAAAAAAhahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)
# top bab that is
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)
# haha
this is fantasmic.

I'll have a domachun with chili sauce, hold the salad, you mentalist.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Im my mind I can hear its screaming
screaming as it turns
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:33, archived)
# ahhh!!!!
it wasnt for me but it is now! next the knife will slice it!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)
# *titters*
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)
# I would certain order
a domo shish
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)
# why? do you want to see england suffer another five nill whitewash?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Check the score in India..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:42, archived)
# im worried about the south africa matches comming up
there's one member of our top order needs the boot. and we haven't got a decent spinner (although neither did england last time i looked).

mmmm india 200 behind 5 down in the first dig, old country's not in bad shape...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:48, archived)
# to be honest I think we're getting a bit lucky
India are the best in the world right now, if they were on form they'd be murdering us..

What I meant to say is I'm looking forward to the Ashes as a contest, I think it's going to be as close as 2005

(but yes obviously I'm hoping we'll win)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)
# i can agree about india.
sure there were problems for aus in the recent tour, but the result was pretty conclusive.

they lost a lot when kumble retired though. haven't seen the england line up for a while. it sounds like it will be better than the last one that made it out here last time round.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:59, archived)
# haha
that didn't happen.

*puts hands over ears*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Go to your happy place :)
Trent Bridge, 2005 perhaps...
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)
# :'(
*goes to day two, old trafford, 1993, eng 80-1 with warne to bowl*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)
# *sticks fingers in ears/eyes*
lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

I'm glad that fucker's retired :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)
# awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Hahah!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Garlic Sauce, red cabbage, onions and a few green chillis, please...
nom nom nom.

Edit: Oh, and a bottle of Panda Cola as well, ta.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:42, archived)
# panda cola?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:50, archived)
# I like
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)
# domo kebab!
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)