This is how All Bran is made
/FACT
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:47,
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Handful crushed all-bran
Half a handful semi-crushed rock salt
1.5 tbsp good olive oil
^ best exfoliator you'll ever use.
Sorry. *stops being a girl*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:48,
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I hate to rain on your parade
but I think agent orange would yield far better results.
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:56,
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M and S All Bran
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:52,
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No
S&M All Bran. You don't take it orally, just use the hose attachment.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:56,
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