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# Beta testers needed ASAP

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Scuse me, Mr Chap
but your hoover's weeing on your socks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Hardly a problem--I have self-cleaning socks too
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Am I going senile, or did someone just delete something?
Ed: No, it's gone.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)
# yes it went
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# You haven't thought this idea through at all
It's not a business I can invest in. So I'm out.

Woo to pic
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)
# *laughs uncontrollably*
The idea of b3tans pitching on Dragon's Den is just too much...

*continues LOL-ing*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# I don't know maybe we could get in on some action
as a franchise for the distribution of JJ's cartoons!

We need to quickly make up some figures

£50,000 projected net profits
£50,000 profit made in first year
99% of Squirrel toon market by 2012
BLEM!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# sounds like a compo idea to me...
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# "Errr..."
"Your 'business' appears to be nothing more than a picture of a magenta cock. How will this make money, exactly?"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Image challenge?
"If you were to go on Dragon's Den, what idea would you pitch to the self-satisfied loathsome fat-cats? Photoshop your cunning inventions, or the hilarious results of your pitch."


Sorry, I meant...

"Blah blah blah Dragon's Den blah blah blah photoshop hilarious blah".

EDIT: Vote here www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post327694
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# false teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:53, archived)
# ...
hoo hahaha! I vaaaant your...plankton
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Your vac has a case of rusty water?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)
# its the best i could do :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# This is how All Bran is made
/FACT
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Handful crushed all-bran
Half a handful semi-crushed rock salt
1.5 tbsp good olive oil


^ best exfoliator you'll ever use.

Sorry. *stops being a girl*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)
# I hate to rain on your parade
but I think agent orange would yield far better results.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# M and S All Bran
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
# No
S&M All Bran. You don't take it orally, just use the hose attachment.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# But that's a rug...
So just roll it up, take it outside and beat it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Can't help thinking of tubgirl whenever I see anything like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Hmmm......
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Too quick for me!
Thank God
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Quick thinking !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
# I do hope that the pay is good . . .
it does look like an endless job !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Was hoping to recruit some Rube Goldberg fans--
They'd tackle this job for free :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)