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# Oooo nice twatting mallet!
Is that a Plindge & Twattleburger Mk II?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:18, archived)
# quite so, varnished with the tears from dissilusioned orphans no less
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Ooo nice
THe kitten skin handle is a nice touch.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)
# finest patagonian orphan kitten
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:22, archived)
# I personally have the Tumblebottom Cunting Shillelagh and Minge Trimmer.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:24, archived)
# you can get cheap knock offs of those from jml
I saw a video of it in woolworths once

*sniff*

hmm, maybe I can steal those JML tv screens from woolies, they won't be getting used now :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:25, archived)
# lol
Yeah I've seen Tecos value version as well but they look like they wouldn't even menace a cranberry anemone!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:27, archived)