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# I can haz lettuce tiem naow plz
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Hahaha lettuce trees!
That's how they really grow!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:09, archived)
# and these is tropical lettuce trees
best of all!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:10, archived)
# So nice with tomato squids!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:10, archived)
# I wish I had that $26,000,000 or whatever it was, I could have bought that island on ebay
and enjoyed tropical lettuces and tomato squids
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Yays
And it's almost radish turtle season too!
*dons radish turtle stalker hat*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:13, archived)
# now yer talking!
*grabs radish turtle twatting mallet*

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Oooo nice twatting mallet!
Is that a Plindge & Twattleburger Mk II?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:18, archived)
# quite so, varnished with the tears from dissilusioned orphans no less
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Ooo nice
THe kitten skin handle is a nice touch.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)
# finest patagonian orphan kitten
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:22, archived)
# I personally have the Tumblebottom Cunting Shillelagh and Minge Trimmer.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:24, archived)
# you can get cheap knock offs of those from jml
I saw a video of it in woolworths once

*sniff*

hmm, maybe I can steal those JML tv screens from woolies, they won't be getting used now :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:25, archived)
# lol
Yeah I've seen Tecos value version as well but they look like they wouldn't even menace a cranberry anemone!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:27, archived)
# I want lettuce!
Damn you and your unseasonal postings!

Also, what is your surname? Did you request me as a friend on facebook?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Yes, that was me.

Unseasonal? I've just returned from a beach not unline that one!

But with less lettuce.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Lettuce is about £1 a head at the moment.
You have knocked me off the lettuce wagon at an inopportune time.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:22, archived)
# yum lettuce
yum yum
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Lovely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:57, archived)