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# So, your sugardaddy profile is as follows:
Must be:

1) Accomplished levitator
2) Able to produce directional poop

Good luck.

Mine is:

1) In posession of a pair of cracking norks
2) Have a pulse
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:25, archived)
# A pulse?
 
SETTING YOUR SIGHTS A BIT HIGH AREN'T YOU
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:36, archived)
# It is number 2 on the list
after all
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:40, archived)