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# can i bung this here and ask
does this look at all okay for a book cover?


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(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:03, archived)
# first yes
second is it a real book
third can i read it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:05, archived)
# first : GREAT!
second : I'm writing it
third : you can if you buy it
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:06, archived)
# Not unless its a graphic novel
Meh.
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:06, archived)
# that was the plan :(
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:06, archived)
# So it is a graphic novel?
Something about it reminds me of persiphilis
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:09, archived)
# i just googled that.
and found...fuck all.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:14, archived)
# http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0808417/
So, I can't spell, whatchawannadoaboutit? I can't levitate either. Or poop through the eye of a needle.
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:17, archived)
# shame,i was going to ask for your hand in marriage
but you don't have any of the prerequisites
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:19, archived)
# So, your sugardaddy profile is as follows:
Must be:

1) Accomplished levitator
2) Able to produce directional poop

Good luck.

Mine is:

1) In posession of a pair of cracking norks
2) Have a pulse
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:25, archived)
# A pulse?
 
SETTING YOUR SIGHTS A BIT HIGH AREN'T YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:36, archived)
# It is number 2 on the list
after all
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:40, archived)
# i'd probably lose the picture
unless it's a comic book thing and that's what the art style is actually like
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:06, archived)
# That's just what I thought
I own your brain. FACT.

Its in a jar, out the back.
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:11, archived)
# ah christ i need that for drawing cats
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:14, archived)
# The jar or the brain?
You could use the brain but the lines won't be too sharp.
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:18, archived)
# This is not worthy of its own thread
but funny nontheless.



BTW. On your book cover, the publishers will probably tell you to get rid of the colours on her eyeliner to reduce production costs.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:07, archived)
# I like that cat it is a nice cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:11, archived)
# it looks cool but what does it have to do with polynomials?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:07, archived)
# that is the mystery
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:08, archived)
# It looks okay, but it wouldn't make me pick it up.
If you're just in charge of the image, leave the lettering and shit; the publishers do that. If the lettering is your responsibility, the staggering of la and Nth is a bit off-putting. EDIT: Just read the blurb, nice. Though you need to put spaces after commas.

Have a late-night threadjack demon.

(going to be part of a reference sheet, hence blankface.)
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:07, archived)
# aww yeah check this guy out
he's scaly and feathery as fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:08, archived)
# Nice hoofs !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:11, archived)
# wow
THat's over Seven tall!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 8:59, archived)
# A tiny white rectangle with a red x in the middle of it?
Utter shit. But that's hardly your fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:11, archived)
# what browser are you using?
not like i know how to fix it.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:12, archived)
# You're clearly a kindly dood, Fuckpig.
But it's no use. My employers don't want their drones to use image hosts, full stop. The fact that I can see some pics on /board is down to their incompetence.

Username of the century, btw!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:41, archived)
# cheers:P
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:57, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:07, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:36, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:11, archived)