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# They won't gt shat on
They'll be walking at precisely 4.1mph, and it's very difficult to aim a poo at that speed.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)
# and they've been issued with special poo-hammocks to stop it happening
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Hello, oh sweet and fragrant Nibes
how does Monday morning find you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:54, archived)
# hello capt
I am ooooo-k except I have a nasty cough, which means I am only 3 steps from death

are you feeling all better now?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Yes, although I am a bit parp-y.
It's ok, you're safe where you are. Bloody toast.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# I think I once slept in a poo-hammock




I've disgusted myself now
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:55, archived)