He didn't have sex, though.
He just sort of flung it across the cosmos with a sort of angelic turkey-baster and - SHAZAM - the deed was done.
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Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:53,
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So basically you're saying Mary got preggers
by divine bukkake?
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Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:55,
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This is all fodder for when I become a vicar, you realise.
You bastards are going to make me the worst vicar ever.
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Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:56,
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Well I'm a priest all ready!
I don't want to hear your sermons: A lo the lord said to Mary, 'Wipe yourself off dear it everywhere!'
ANd Mary did say, 'I think some is in my ear!'
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Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:59,
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ANd Mary did say, 'I think some is in my ear!'
About the same chance of him having them:P
EDIT: Oh deary dear. No 1 on the statsboard:(
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Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:01,
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