He didn't have sex, though.
He just sort of flung it across the cosmos with a sort of angelic turkey-baster and - SHAZAM - the deed was done.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:53,
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This is all fodder for when I become a vicar, you realise.
You bastards are going to make me the worst vicar ever.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:56,
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Well I'm a priest all ready!
I don't want to hear your sermons: A lo the lord said to Mary, 'Wipe yourself off dear it everywhere!'
ANd Mary did say, 'I think some is in my ear!'
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:59,
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The chances of you baptising your children are?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:00,
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About the same chance of him having them:P
EDIT: Oh deary dear. No 1 on the statsboard:(
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:01,
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Close to zero, admittedly...
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:01,
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There you go, then.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:03,
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"flung it across the cosmos"? Hahahahah!
I hope it's not a regular thing....
"Houston, this is the International Spacestation, we have a problem, there's Godspunk in orbital manouvering thruster 5 again...."
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:56,
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This would be a tea-on-keyboard moment,
if only I had some tea nearby.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:00,
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