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# I'm
in my bedroom in my pants after a breakfast of kippers.
I am considering if I should put pants on and do important stuff or if I should start world of warcraft, drink beer and kill fiends.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Kippers?! I want kippers. Kipper me.
I've got pants on. Dotty ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:51, archived)
# *smokes*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Do you like Rastabilly?
*stomps*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Alas
the kippers are all gone. This saddens me. I think I shall now order some smokies and salmon for the holiday period so I am not bereft of a top breakfast.
www.arbroath-smokie.co.uk/catalog/

What are you having for Crimble day? I am cooking a 3 bird roast from Seldom Seen farm.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:05, archived)
# My mum orders those to make these excellent little smokies
I forget what they're actually called but it's like a tasty fish mousse with more fillet on top, they are one of the most delicious things and really only seem to work with their fish.

We're also having another 3 bird roast this year.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)
# I stopped with the huge turkey thing
some years ago. I was sick of turkey after years and years of it. Many people don't like it especially if it's cooked by someone who cooks a bird but once a year so I always went the way of silverside joint of beef and a gammon hock and people can have a choice. Then the three bird roast came to my attention ( by way of Hugh Fearnly-Whittingstall doing a 10 bird one some years back ) and this will be our 4th year at it. Fantastic piece of meat and never ever a single bit of waste ( being boneless you just slice that thing right up and pop the leftovers in the freezer for sarnies ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# You wear multiple pance?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)
# I'm confusing myself through
lack of beer. I meant I should put on my overpants. My pantalon de publique as it were.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Strides. Leg shirts. Bisected manskirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:56, archived)
# I might compromise
and put on my thermal johns just in case I have to answer the door to pay the window cleaner.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Long johns are brilliant.
I have some. I want a thermal onesie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Me too!
I looked everywhere for one a few weeks back, but no-one seemed to do them :/
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)
# I know where there's some
but it's on my home computer favourites. Remind me tomorrow (I'm out tonight) and I'll grab the link for you.

Right, ciggie time then ten minutes more b3taing before yet-another-pointless-sodding-meeting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Thanks miss
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:08, archived)
# do I have to do
everything for you girls, like a man? Just because you flutter your eyelids and say in a baby voice " will you do it for me hunny bunny?" I know you lot are wiring plugs and tuning TVs in the minute our backs are turned.

www.britishthermals.com/Mens_Thermals/Mens_All-In-One_Thermal_Suit
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Thanks hunny-bunny
*eventually figures out how to click link, all by herself*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:19, archived)
# That's the one I was going to go and find.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)
# I know.
I've been watching you from a hole in the ceiling for the last 3 months.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)
# You lucky thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Given the options you're considering, I vote trackie bums, comfy socks and get slaying.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:59, archived)