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# that's probably the most awesome answerphone message to receive.
particularly if you have to listen back to it in a crowded office
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:57, archived)
# I've had to leave messages like it before
well, one. A male mate of mine wanted to get rid of a mental date, so I had to beat him home with a message telling him his SON was VOMITING and I NEEDED HIM.

He is now a 9 bob note. Much easier.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:59, archived)
# '9 bob note'
Still remains one of the most giggle-worthy descriptors ever.
Along with the venerable Mr Stephen Fry's sublime 'as gay as a hedge'.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:08, archived)