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# I feel like I need one
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:37, archived)
# It'll prove you don't have head cancer.
Or that you do. Good to know, either way.
You get to sit in a comfy chair and watch a subtitled film of your choosing and they put gunk in your hair.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
# where can I purchase this item?
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)
# No, no, we give you the twenty quid, silly.
Melony needs one last person for her project.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)
# do you only get £20
if you do have brain cancer ?
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:41, archived)
# what about if you've got cancer of the season ticket?
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Heh heh heh
"there there, have £20, cheer up."
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:43, archived)
# it would be even worse
if you didn't have cancer and you had to go home without £20
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:45, archived)
# i'm sure i've read about something like that
the students all gather round and one volunteers to go in the machine and does have brain cancer.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:50, archived)
# can it be on Friday evening or Saturday daytime?
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Ah, no, working hours only, that's the problem.
I'm just checking around for somebody with time off.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:43, archived)
# unfortunately I have no extra time off this year
however, I shall be about this weekend.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Fair enough.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Do the subtitles have to be in english?
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Ha, no, it can be anything you like, but you have to wear headphones so that your brain can react to beeps
which apparently is something that can even be done by a comatose cat. Except it has to be humans for some reason.
Anyway you're 10,000 miles away so I doubt you're up for it somehow.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:52, archived)