I would send these out as cards
but I'm a cunt and I don't send Christmas Cards... so - you know - I'm not going to. Stop hassling me you twatbadger.
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:15,
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send them
with razor blades inside
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:21,
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