If I were the doctor
I'd totally charm Billie Piper, shag her over the console of the tardis, then use my time-travelling powers to put us into a loop of when I was just at the vinegar strokes.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 18 Dec 2008, 15:58,
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I'll never understand you kids.
That creature is beastly.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:00,
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She's alright
she's better than most of the munters that Nuts and Zoo think are fit
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:02,
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True
but I'd rather have Martha in my bed than Rose
/stalks
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kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!,
Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:41,
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I will own
That it's alive, which is something of a down point, but other than that it's perfickly functional.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:02,
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Usually I'm not fussy
and would fuck a stab wound but I'm afraid I'd have to draw the line here. She's everything I dislike in a girl. fat, blonde ugly and common.
And don't say she wouldn't, I'm a much better looking ginger than Evans so you never know ;)
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:08,
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