A man had woollen eyes, he couldn't see very well.
I knitted then into a great big ball and rolled them down the hill.
When he saw what I had done, he said 'Where are my eyes?'
I gave him two new proper ones so he could see alright.
He came right up to me and punched me on the knee.
'Now give me back my woollen ones, I like the way I saw.'
I ran to the the bottom of the hill and brought the big ball back.
He made then into woollen eyes and placed them where they belonged.
Now if you see a man with a couple of woollen eyes,
Run away with a saucy grin; he can see as well as you.
Edit : what I meant to say was YAY! Good cockweaslery.
(I knitted then into a great big ball and rolled them down the hill.
When he saw what I had done, he said 'Where are my eyes?'
I gave him two new proper ones so he could see alright.
He came right up to me and punched me on the knee.
'Now give me back my woollen ones, I like the way I saw.'
I ran to the the bottom of the hill and brought the big ball back.
He made then into woollen eyes and placed them where they belonged.
Now if you see a man with a couple of woollen eyes,
Run away with a saucy grin; he can see as well as you.
Edit : what I meant to say was YAY! Good cockweaslery.
Shlvng,
Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:10,
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Thanks!and ta for the thingtoread :D
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Kallus speaks for the Spores,
Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:24,
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