
from www.b3ta.com/board/9030645 :D
I keep forgetting my right mouse button doesn't work.

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Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:16,
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I do wonder what mac users do with their right mouse button fingers, I expect they send them off on secret missions to hide my new mouse.
I say new, I've had it for four months but I can't find it.
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Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:22,
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I say new, I've had it for four months but I can't find it.
I use my thumb as the only mouse clicky thing, but when I used a PC earlier, I kept trying to ctrl click instead of right click because I forgot it was there.
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Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:25,
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I keep having to look up more in order to do stuff. It would be a whole lot easier if I could find my mouse :(
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Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:40,
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A man had woollen eyes, he couldn't see very well.
I knitted then into a great big ball and rolled them down the hill.
When he saw what I had done, he said "Where are my eyes?"
I gave him two new proper ones so he could see alright.
He came right up to me and punched me on the knee.
"Now give me back my woollen ones, I like the way I saw."
I ran to the the bottom of the hill and brought the big ball back.
He made then into woollen eyes and placed them where they belonged.
Now if you see a man with a couple of woollen eyes,
Run away with a saucy grin; he can see as well as you.
Edit : what I meant to say was YAY! Good cockweaslery.
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Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:10,
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I knitted then into a great big ball and rolled them down the hill.
When he saw what I had done, he said "Where are my eyes?"
I gave him two new proper ones so he could see alright.
He came right up to me and punched me on the knee.
"Now give me back my woollen ones, I like the way I saw."
I ran to the the bottom of the hill and brought the big ball back.
He made then into woollen eyes and placed them where they belonged.
Now if you see a man with a couple of woollen eyes,
Run away with a saucy grin; he can see as well as you.
Edit : what I meant to say was YAY! Good cockweaslery.