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# *unexpected cockweasle action*
(, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 2:57, archived)
# FUCK
(, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:03, archived)
# 110% yes.
(, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:05, archived)
# FROG!
(, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:06, archived)
# 110% yesfrog.
(, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:08, archived)
# Animate it hard!
(, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:05, archived)
# this took longer than it should have
I keep forgetting my right mouse button doesn't work.
(, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:16, archived)
# That's because you're using a mac.
(, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:17, archived)
# hahaargh
I do wonder what mac users do with their right mouse button fingers, I expect they send them off on secret missions to hide my new mouse.
I say new, I've had it for four months but I can't find it.
(, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:22, archived)
# I find it the other way round, perhaps because I'm on a macbook.
I use my thumb as the only mouse clicky thing, but when I used a PC earlier, I kept trying to ctrl click instead of right click because I forgot it was there.
(, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:25, archived)
# I have been using far too many obscure mouse/keyboard combinations
I keep having to look up more in order to do stuff. It would be a whole lot easier if I could find my mouse :(
(, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:40, archived)
# FUCK YEAH
(, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:06, archived)
# Top show!
Woo.
(, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:06, archived)
#
A man had woollen eyes, he couldn't see very well.
I knitted then into a great big ball and rolled them down the hill.

When he saw what I had done, he said "Where are my eyes?"
I gave him two new proper ones so he could see alright.

He came right up to me and punched me on the knee.
"Now give me back my woollen ones, I like the way I saw."

I ran to the the bottom of the hill and brought the big ball back.
He made then into woollen eyes and placed them where they belonged.

Now if you see a man with a couple of woollen eyes,
Run away with a saucy grin; he can see as well as you.


Edit : what I meant to say was YAY! Good cockweaslery.
(, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:10, archived)
# Thanks!
and ta for the thingtoread :D
(, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:24, archived)
# the FEET are pointing the WRONG way!!!
(, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:18, archived)
# oh by the frozen lords of kelpton seventeen
WHAT HAVE I DONE??
(, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:27, archived)
# YOU HAVE SULLIED A SACRED THING
(, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:41, archived)