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# Hmmm... I suspect you're messing around
but there is actually something on my site that might be relevant
www.mofaha.com/keyboard_hijacks.asp
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:24, archived)
# There's no way in hell I'm going there.
Not after last time.
I don't trust you.
I DON'T TRUST YOU ANY MORE, DUDE.
NO WAY.
GAME OVER MAN.
GAME OVER.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:26, archived)
# I LIKE NEWE AXPERIANCES
DO U LIKE NEWE AXPERIANCES?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:28, archived)
# No, they bought out my company and had sex with my wife.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:30, archived)
# Win/win
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:31, archived)
# Not if your wife is Danny DeVito.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:33, archived)
# IT WAS IN THE CONTRACT
WHY DID YOU SIGN IT IF YOU DIDN'T WANT IT TO HAPPEN?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:32, archived)
# Fine print doesn't count, brah.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:33, archived)
# It was 72 point bold underlined text on the front page
"WE WILL HAVE SEX WITH YOUR WIFE, MISTER PINEAPPLE"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:37, archived)
# Yeah, but it was pretty fine 72 point bold underlined print.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:38, archived)
# No-one is clicking links to my site any more.
I guess I'm the man who typed wolf.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:31, archived)
# More like horse.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:31, archived)
# ...is what I was thinking
but THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN TOO PREDICTABLE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:32, archived)
# I'm thinking of getting a keyboard hijab
cover its shame, you know
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:27, archived)
# I like to type with my shoes. The soles. All over the keys.
I know it's perverse. I know it is.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:33, archived)
# I had no idea you held us all in such contempt
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:38, archived)
# It's not that
it's just that it's SO DIRTY. I want to stop but I can't.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:49, archived)