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# kevin bloody wilson
santa got stoned at christmas
and his christmas song, which begins:


Hey Santa claus you cunt!

Where's me fucking bike?

I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.

I wrote you a fucking letter and I come to see you twice

Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fucking bike.
(, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 8:25, archived)
# it doesn't begin like that
it has a whole preamble about being so poor they couldn't afford to decorate their tree, they'd wheel grandad round it and make the old cunt sneeze
(, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 8:32, archived)
# i think i confused it with 'hey santa claus'
my internets capped to fuck so i can't watch the youtubes...
(, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 8:36, archived)
# lololol
(, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 8:34, archived)