santa got stoned at christmas
and his christmas song, which begins:
Hey Santa claus you cunt!
Where's me fucking bike?
I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.
I wrote you a fucking letter and I come to see you twice
Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fucking bike.
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Fri 19 Dec 2008, 8:25,
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and his christmas song, which begins:
Hey Santa claus you cunt!
Where's me fucking bike?
I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.
I wrote you a fucking letter and I come to see you twice
Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fucking bike.
it has a whole preamble about being so poor they couldn't afford to decorate their tree, they'd wheel grandad round it and make the old cunt sneeze
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Fri 19 Dec 2008, 8:32,
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