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# Ning!
I just realised I missed my 8000th post last night, so...

8001 posts nekkidity! (I'm SO glad I had all that plastic surgery...) ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 8:09, archived)
# Hahaha FAKE
No shark ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 8:10, archived)
# hahah
congratumilationalisticificationalisationalisminifipilipafilactiplasticalfantacations!

edit: THREADJACK Christmas songs! I NEED TITLES! HELP!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 8:10, archived)
# Christmas Wrapping
Fairytale Of New York
Merry Christmas Everybody
Stop The Cavalry
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Christmas_hit_singles
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 8:13, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 8:20, archived)
[challenge entry] NWIOT
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 8:26, archived)
# you'll kick me in the fuck for saying it
but coldplay does a damn good rendition of "have yourself a merry little christmas"... it's that kind of "hot chocolate by the fire" song
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 8:14, archived)
# ta
i'm after decent cover versions so tha fits the bill
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 8:15, archived)
# The Beach Boys
Christmas album.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 8:20, archived)
# kevin bloody wilson
santa got stoned at christmas
and his christmas song, which begins:


Hey Santa claus you cunt!

Where's me fucking bike?

I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.

I wrote you a fucking letter and I come to see you twice

Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fucking bike.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 8:25, archived)
# it doesn't begin like that
it has a whole preamble about being so poor they couldn't afford to decorate their tree, they'd wheel grandad round it and make the old cunt sneeze
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 8:32, archived)
# i think i confused it with 'hey santa claus'
my internets capped to fuck so i can't watch the youtubes...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 8:36, archived)
# lololol
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=tEe55NxFSSU&feature=related
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 8:34, archived)
# Badd santa - Peanut Butter Wolf did a great compilation last year
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:33, archived)
# NEKKIDTIEM!
contrats. Life is always better when you have a mow. We should be a b3ta mow club badge:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 8:17, archived)
# I actually don't have it right now, that pics actually a year old,
currently I have a blonde fauxhawk, as you could almost see in that Hunky Dory album cover pic I did recently for the 'real life album cover homages' compo ( www.b3tards.com/u/420c52b7900bd7084f02/album-hunky-dory.jpg) where I'd just begun to grow it, but it'll be back to it's full glory come sometime in the new year once I get the shears on it...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 8:26, archived)
# I think maybe you're the first person to grow a mow.
Everyone else cut back to it:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 8:36, archived)
# I think I may try a thick one this time, I've done skinny ones to death,
had a fancy asymmetrical S shaped one last time that was a bit daring but a pain to maintain, hence the decision to give it a rest over Xmas.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 8:43, archived)
# Yeah I have a thick one
/fnar fnar blog
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:11, archived)
# Well it's either wide and short or thin n long as options innit, really?
I think the latter'll be me, too, then...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:15, archived)
# I always know exactly when to cut mine.
If I'm barefooted and it brushes the top of the door frame it's trim time:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:18, archived)
# hehehe
congrats sir! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 8:18, archived)
# Ning! indeed
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 8:22, archived)
# fwappy fwappy
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 8:25, archived)
# Nowt quite like a mornin fwap, is there?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 8:28, archived)
# hmmmmmm, i prefer one in the evening.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 8:29, archived)
# Chortle!
Well, I prefer some light herbal adjustment and a friend, but I had me weekly ration of that earlier in the week! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 8:41, archived)
# *goes and sobs quietly in corner*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 8:42, archived)
# Is that jealousy,
or just a mental image you didn't need at 08:45 am?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 8:45, archived)
# the former, especially since it's about 1947h here.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 8:47, archived)
# Ah, you're far far away are you?
Well *turns on QVC advert music*, what you need my son is a 'shag buddy', fantastic for avoiding all that tension and insecurity of looking for a one nighter on the weekend, no need for all that bother of having to buy anyone drinks and food, that moment of fear when your getting your kit off with a stranger, and then the risk of getting an STI, and who says the only other option is one person forever growing fat and boring together doing the same routine every week, who needs it, instead I thoroughly recommend the 'friends with benefits' option (is tricky finding folks who can do a regular shag with someone they like without getting clingy or jealous like, but that's the art of it, on both sides) has worked well for me for many years anyhoo, some of 'em I've had for so long I'm in their feckin will!

End of advert *turns off annoyingly jolly music*

Mind you, it does make it a bit expansive for buying presents at Xmas...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:13, archived)
# haha! Grats, sir!
dammit, I've missed my 8k....

oh well... 'ningles everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 8:27, archived)
# Cheers!
Aye, it's easily done, I saw this one comin up n quickly made this pic for it, but then got a tad squiffy last night and was chattin on the board n completely forgot about it awaking to find I was already exactly on my 8000th.

I feel a bit of a crap sod for not doin owt for real this time, but y'know, how many times do folks really need to see me fluffy bum...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 8:34, archived)
# would
'grats sir
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:35, archived)