Is that jealousy,or just a mental image you didn't need at 08:45 am?
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..wil,
Fri 19 Dec 2008, 8:45,
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Ah, you're far far away are you?Well *turns on QVC advert music*, what you need my son is a 'shag buddy', fantastic for avoiding all that tension and insecurity of looking for a one nighter on the weekend, no need for all that bother of having to buy anyone drinks and food, that moment of fear when your getting your kit off with a stranger, and then the risk of getting an STI, and who says the only other option is one person forever growing fat and boring together doing the same routine every week, who needs it, instead I thoroughly recommend the 'friends with benefits' option (is tricky finding folks who can do a regular shag with someone they like without getting clingy or jealous like, but that's the art of it, on both sides) has worked well for me for many years anyhoo, some of 'em I've had for so long I'm in their feckin will!
End of advert *turns off annoyingly jolly music*
Mind you, it does make it a bit expansive for buying presents at Xmas...
(End of advert *turns off annoyingly jolly music*
Mind you, it does make it a bit expansive for buying presents at Xmas...
..wil,
Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:13,
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