From there it's just a simple matter of higher dimensional integrationof the hyperspherical space-time footprint of the string, to give you its empirical length.
I had assumed that step was basically too trivial to mention in the above method.
(I had assumed that step was basically too trivial to mention in the above method.
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Fri 19 Dec 2008, 17:59,
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Which leaves us the simple matter of measuring the universe
Due to the quasi-reciprocal nature of space time, measuring the external universe except the piece of string will also involve measuring the measuring device, but since space time is curved, this should pose no problem to oh god it's friday I can't be bothered have a good weekend.