Celebrity Ready Steady Cook

Here's my 5. My rules is: the presenter must be darker skinned than the others, and one must have tits. Nobody needs a CSE in Home Economics*.
Who would you choose?
*CSE = Certificate of Secondary Education (Explanation provided if you is merkin or yoof)
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339 entries (closed)
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Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:12,
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Sir Anthony:
"Where are the fatha beans ptphtphptphpthptph"
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:21,
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luke
i am your fava
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MrChimp previously Monsieur,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:40,
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Where da grub ?
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:37,
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