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# All Aboard!
The Lez Bus

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(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 12:54, archived)
# this post contains Manchester and lesbians
I therefore award it the highly coveted Gilgamesh Seal of Approval
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
# anal treet?
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
# buy me a drink first?
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 13:17, archived)
# lube?
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)
# NEVER!
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)
# *checks profile*
*heads for hills*
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 13:22, archived)
# check it again
press F5 more internet magics
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)
# *Pointlessly rubs thighs furiously*
I had a bi-girlfriend many years ago, but alas..
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 13:24, archived)
# a lass did what?
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
# A golden opportunity never realized; shall we say
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/alas
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 13:30, archived)
# WHAT! *shakes head*
You mean you never...
Opportunities like that don't come around often.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:57, archived)
# I've had some
'experiences' over the years. Once when I was in my 20's I had a fuckbuddy who was a real diamond. She was even better when I was staying at her parents ( who were on holiday ) and she suggested that we joined her cousin ( who was a stunner and down after dumping her boyfriend ) in the other bedroom. I got the impression that it was not their first time.

The most recent one was less than 18 months ago with two lasses from my home town and did not involve my wife so The less said about that the better. ( but stupidly I did take pictures and crazily I still have them secreted away ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Heh
I would delete this message before it's archived then matey; it may return to haunt you in the future ;)

And happy Christmas you wonderful person

/smoke brake over
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:15, archived)
# yeah I was pondering "does the pasanonic.wife read this ever"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:20, archived)
# She'll find
a 404 error page does not exist if she ever had an inkling the place existed. She takes no interest in my 'silly pictures on the internet'.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:25, archived)
# ah well
happy times

or something

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:26, archived)
# happy parental controls :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:30, archived)
# oh yeah, I forgot you are the computer maintenance chappy
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Well her
indiscretion was the cause of our first divorce ( yes, I'm an idiot, I married her again ) so it's only fair I redress the balance.

Happy Christmas to you too. We are having dinner late. My 3 bird roast is roasting and I'm having a brandy as I flit about on kitchen duties.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:21, archived)
# 3 bird roast? a turduckken is it?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:26, archived)
# it isn't mate
it is goose chicken and pheasant, layered with pork.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:29, archived)
# sounds quite nice
I just had ye basic chicken
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:34, archived)
# I'm not a big bird fan ( that's not a euphemism )
and we used to have a joint of beef and a gammon hock or pork joint but saw the 10 bird roast that Hugh Fearnly Whittingstall did a few years back. That led me to find a wonderful place called Seldom Seen Farm and this is our 3rd year on it. It's a bit of an indulgence but it keeps the mob happy. You know me I could do without the whole shebang to be honest.

www.seldomseenfarm.co.uk/3br.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 14:39, archived)
# pfffffft
yay for todger dodger travel
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Manchester! Chorley! Preston! Blackpool!
This should be a tourbus of Northern lesbianism. I'd take that tour.
(I helped save b3ta! SqueakyG, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 16:24, archived)