I think it all started when I refused to
photograph my boobs to satisfy their nosey prying. I do have standards and this is one of them.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:09,
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a scan of them would be out of the question then i suppose :)
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:11,
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Hmmm not sure the scanner could cope
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:14,
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