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# Well now you come to mention it...
...probably would have done with Megan given half the chance!
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)
# This megan?
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)
# No...
This Megan - she's the one on the left.
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)
# fuck me
you're from Bristol alright
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Second from right...
yerrr... the taller one with a fag in her chops, yer, well she talks just like Vicky Pollard innit, she's like 14 and she's already shagged 3 blokes and thinks she might be pregnant but yer but no but SHUT UP cos I never even stole no car and anyway everyone knows you can't get pregnant the first time!

(Translation for those not from Bristol: The girl second from the right is jailbait, she's 14, she sounds like Vicky Pollard, smokes like a chimney and thinks she might be pregnant.)

Actually both the girls in the middle are jailbait, the short one's 15. Megan (on the left) is 17, coming up 18.
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)
# you misunderstand the term 'bait'
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)