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# sorry but
RIS???
(I helped save b3ta! superspang holding in his turd since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 19:47, archived)
# What precisely are you trying to get?
I made a short old woman's scooter into a longer 16 year old boy's scooter.


Yes, I see what you mean.

Still, beats making long cars short, I guess?

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 19:49, archived)
# I see...
...is having a engine under the seat a good idea? Would hate to have a blown gasket in that situation.
(I helped save b3ta! superspang holding in his turd since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 19:53, archived)
# I cannot see why not.
I have an engine under the seat in my car and any really fast bike has got a shitload of engine underneath you anyway.

A chain coming off at 130mph is nasty, let me tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 19:56, archived)
# i once went down a really steep hill on my bicycle
i shit my pants then so i dont fancy your scenario one bit sir
(I helped save b3ta! superspang holding in his turd since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:00, archived)
# I have had a chain come off on my GPX at 130, in the outside lane of the M40.
Thankfully it just took out a car.

I have had a chain come off on a Diversion (courtesy bike - not mine, I hasten to add) which cut through the delta box and caused the back wheel to come partially off and turn through 90 degrees.

A guy I used to ride with had the chain come off and come up through his seat and make a hole in through his chin-guard and out through the top of his lid, without touching him at all.

The Harley had a belt drive ;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:02, archived)
# yeah
chains, man
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:13, archived)
# the chain came off my push bike once
got my hands all dirty putting it back on again
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:22, archived)
# one of my spokey-dokeys came off once and pinged into gareth Davies's eye
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:41, archived)
# it's been pimped
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Your mother has been pimped.
Yes, how do you like those words, you darned honkey?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 19:52, archived)
# my mother's dead you callous fucker
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Less callous, more corpse.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:03, archived)
# don't waste your time
she was rubbish when alive :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:04, archived)
# I just put a bladder in a pre-war rugger ball.
I had forgotten how spheroid they are, compared to modern balls.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:15, archived)
# i've just had a glass of sloe gin
i'm now going to do some shoddy photoshopping


this blog is rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:29, archived)