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# I demand you make me a cake that says
'Happy 9th Birthday, White Awesome Ranger Darkie Killing Machine Hickbiscuit. '
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Hmm...
Fruit cake?
(GoldfishWrangler a.k.a Sinbad Agincourt, Turkish Pornstar, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Nazi cake.
It'd have to be nice white sponge inside.

I am making a vaguellyish topical reference, I'm not just being a bit lolbigotry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Mmmm... with that special Zyklon B sauce
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Shall I go and find the news story?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Why not?
Go on then.

EDIT: *remembers* Yes this about some bloke that called his son Adolf Hitler and wanted his local pattisserie to make a cake with his name on it.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:33, archived)
# There we go.
I'd only got as far as googling 'nazi cake' optimistically.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Didn't he call his other son something like "Aryan Nation"?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:38, archived)
# His daughter, I think.
Those crazy Nazis.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:40, archived)
# His next daughter's name could be
Alison Auschwitz Eva Braun...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:41, archived)
# ... von achtung ya ya ya fatherland gott in himmel eisenwurtz ju-hater XII
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:43, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:44, archived)
# i know a californian girl called "arianne"
because her mum was a big fan of led zepplin. so she named her daughter the same as the girl that all my love is about.

you know

"my proud aryan"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:42, archived)
# nazi cake would be a wonderful band/album name
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:41, archived)
# i'm pretty certain tsstttttrrrtrssstssrr would listen to them.
can be anything weirder than that "tangerine shopping bus" or whatever it was called
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Orange Goblin?
Could be anything. Bless him, he's very eclectic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:47, archived)