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# beauty is bullshit. kill the attractive humans now.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:25, archived)
# You're an attractive human.
What do you think now?
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:34, archived)
# *dies*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 3:48, archived)
# This also applies to people that are as ugly as hell, yet possess "inner beauty"
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:43, archived)
# Like
Sarah Jessica Parker...
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 3:30, archived)
# She's just ugly
Even if she removes that one inch thick armour plating, otherwise known as makeup, she'd still be ugly
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 3:57, archived)
# But she's lovely...
...on the inside.

I guess that means her guts smell like Chanel #5...

*EDIT:* And bourbon and Vicodin...
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 4:28, archived)
# and oprah's semen.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 8:47, archived)
# you have a very pretty lung.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 3:49, archived)
# *spontaneously combusts
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 3:55, archived)
# the thick layer of tar complements the cancerous growths.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 4:04, archived)
# It certainly does, just like a McDonalds burger and a heart attack
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 4:20, archived)