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# Geisha's are so cool.


I know I know the fingers are all Mnnngggg, but its only a first draft.

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(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:59, archived)
# I like your drawings styles
You seem to like guns aswell :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:00, archived)
# Guns are the ultimate bauhaus statement.
I don't like them, but I like the statement of intent they create by their sheer exsistance. No frippery form defined by function. (I know this is not totally true, but it is true about the gun shapes I think are cool).

I am sorry I appear to have vanished totally up my own arse...
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:04, archived)
# BOOM BOOM BANG BANG GUN NOISES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:04, archived)
# "Ziggy played guitaaaaar...."
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:08, archived)
# I would feel fairly safe if confronted with such a gun/girly combo
Mainly, as judging by the size of the magazine and ejection port, the rounds in that thing must be huge. Combine that with the short barrel and stock, and slight build of the girly, I reckon the kick from that would make it useless.

*needs to get out more*

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:19, archived)
# ...ah but...
the weapon fires self guided gyrojet rounds, and is pretty much recoiless. It's point and click.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 7:29, archived)
# aren't they supposed to eat the food from the chopsticks before putting them in their hair?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:07, archived)
# ...sigh
She did
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:09, archived)
# Then just before they go bald, they eat their chopsticks
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:15, archived)
# They never go bald! Geisha's are always beautiful!11!
Waiiilll!!!!
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:17, archived)
# beauty is bullshit. kill the attractive humans now.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:25, archived)
# You're an attractive human.
What do you think now?
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:34, archived)
# *dies*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 3:48, archived)
# This also applies to people that are as ugly as hell, yet possess "inner beauty"
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:43, archived)
# Like
Sarah Jessica Parker...
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 3:30, archived)
# She's just ugly
Even if she removes that one inch thick armour plating, otherwise known as makeup, she'd still be ugly
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 3:57, archived)
# But she's lovely...
...on the inside.

I guess that means her guts smell like Chanel #5...

*EDIT:* And bourbon and Vicodin...
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 4:28, archived)
# and oprah's semen.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 8:47, archived)
# you have a very pretty lung.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 3:49, archived)
# *spontaneously combusts
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 3:55, archived)
# the thick layer of tar complements the cancerous growths.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 4:04, archived)
# It certainly does, just like a McDonalds burger and a heart attack
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 4:20, archived)
# Too many apostrophes!
You're destroying the english language!
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:28, archived)
# too many apostrophe's?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:48, archived)
# whoop's!
:D :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:48, archived)
# That's the one!!
Woo's.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 3:30, archived)
# I can't belive I woke
only one limb of the slumbering beast that is grammar Nazi.

7H@z a 5Hamzorz... 1 11k35 poking's d3mz wiv stikzor'z.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 7:50, archived)
# How about Lesbian Geishas?
I presume one of them is attractive and the other is as butch as Ellen?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:44, archived)
# There's...
...actually a lot of this sort of stuff on the internets. Google is your friend/
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 3:38, archived)
# I quite like this.
Please draw an army of these ladies defending themselves against waves of oncoming ravenous zombie dinosaurs.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:09, archived)
# \(o_0)/
..the what.. with who...where?!111
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:15, archived)
# ^ This ^
I would pay lots of money to see this movie.

On purpose and everything.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:33, archived)
# This is good
Right now its winter in Japan, so most Geisha's are cold....
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:14, archived)
# That's good.
The dress pattern is nice. I think it suits your style well.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:15, archived)
# The plural of Geisha...
...should be Geisha-nin.

/Nihongo blog


(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:33, archived)
# Right...
.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 3:40, archived)
# Get me a cigar.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 3:57, archived)
# i'd like a vial of nuke and some baby laxatives, please.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 4:05, archived)
# Make it a double.
Along with some morphine and a bucket of soy sauce
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 4:16, archived)
# Sorry...
...all I could find was a kilogram of stem cells. Will that do?
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 4:30, archived)
# .
.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 4:27, archived)
# woo!
fingers look alright to me.
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 12:39, archived)