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# I heard that a small Welsh miner has beeten the hedgehog from hell's worst shag record
He managed to finish in under .3 of a second.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)
# the quick brown fox jumped over the fat dogs arse
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:06, archived)
# That must be quick enough.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Nope, I just checked,
HHFH was still quicker.

He really is the king of the premature ejaculators.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:10, archived)