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# my cat told me to go to the fridge and give her beefs
which I did

because the cat has mind control powers
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 17:30, archived)
# All cats do
riverghost's credit crunch tip of the day: Don't spend a fortune of kitty treats, get off cuts from your fishmonger,steam them and you have kitty happier then a happy thing on Happymas Day!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 17:34, archived)
# My tip of the day.
Spending a fortune on cat food?
Kill it and skin it, and not only save the money but make some lovely gloves and a delicious roast dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 17:35, archived)
# That would be silly
As the cats ghost would visit every morning to lay a cable in your shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Ok, change of plan.
Instead of the gloves, make some shoe protectors.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 17:41, archived)
# It'll just pee in your gloves then!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Its funny
Mine just willed a slice of turkey off my plate using only the power of her mind
(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 17:35, archived)
# cat mind powers, serious business
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 17:46, archived)