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[challenge entry] No need for a license!!


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(Menno, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:46, archived)
# this would be free like the free
tap water
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Erm
No they're not.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:48, archived)
# I don't want to have kids anymore (well, I do, but)
they'll have to go to school with all of the chavlets and they'll come home with awful friends and vernacular. :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Well give he/she/it/yank a tshirt saying
Captain Wow is my mum and he/she/it/yank'll be left well alone!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:50, archived)
# :-(
you utter wanker.

I'm lovely, I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:51, archived)
# MeeeEEEEeeeee?!
I was sayin' yooz street innit.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Oh? Oh.
YEAH boy, I'z well aggro and that.

Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)
# It's like likeing like the like of liking like!
sortid
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:57, archived)
# seconded :(
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Even worse
your child may grow up to be a frightful snob!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 17:35, archived)
# having children = more sex
you're not talking about afterwards are you...?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:58, archived)
# having children = goodbye sex
nope, just the 12 times to get her pregnant.
After that 9 months of nothing and then back
to once a week, or once a month.
But hey, that's not good advertising
if you'd mention that now would it...?
(Menno, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 18:33, archived)