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# I don't like minty chocolates at all
or orange chocolate for that matter.

The only ones in the selection boxes I like are the dairy milks
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Orange chocolate has an interesting effect on the wife.
It's like viagra. We can't work out why.

See also: olives, but to a lesser extent. Orange chocolate usually means I've got a maximum of half an hour to brace myself/get home.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Tap it and unwrap it, eh? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:12, archived)
# :D
I'm not Terry's...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Lady S has had
a whole box of them Terry's Orange variety segemnts all to herself

I've had all the Forrero Rochers but it's not the same
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:13, archived)
# It sounds like you should have swapped...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Shit off, I'd rather be eating the rochers.
Mmmmmmmm rochers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Original Goldies or other types?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Original or darks.
White ones can fuck off. Yeah, you heard, you honky chocolate bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:18, archived)
# mmm lovely darks
Although they look like zombie eyes on the package
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:19, archived)
# I'll have to have a look next time I'm near a box
Not for a while though, I've taken another stone off my target weight so I've got a bit further to go now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:21, archived)
# rip-off
They don't even have completely dark ones. the best they manage is half-and-half.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:21, archived)
# A bit like U.S. Presidents, really
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:24, archived)
# After8s (and Tesco's cheap copy) and dark chocolate oranges are OK
but other than that I don't like interference or incursions in my choccy either.

btw, try Lidl's J.D. Gross Single Plantation Ecuadoran 70% cocoa (the dark red one) for the finest chocolate in the word ever. (I'm guessing the other 30% is crack or something).
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:18, archived)