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# the cunts in the flat below me being battered
by the honeyglazed hams they have been frantically fondling for the past six hours.

I swear, their skin must be covered in blisters from the friction of the endless heavy grasping and palpitating of those salty pigthighs.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:15, archived)
# hamfondlers
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:16, archived)
# not only am i disturbed by their noise, and frankly, their odour,
i am now beset with unwanted imaginings of the inevitable internal infection that would surely come about after such prolonged honey-glazed ham-molestation.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)
# this is the english language used to the fullest.
well done :D
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:17, archived)