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# bugger me
The local news just said it was going to be -8°C tonight
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 18:59, archived)
# That's very cold, but surely there's a better way to get warm than buggery
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Depends if you go in dry or not
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:04, archived)
# I'll wrap sandpaper around my cock for added friction.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Yemen's Guide to Saving Money on Heating
1) Turn thermostat down
2) Wear jumpers
3) Sodomy
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:15, archived)
# If there is I can't think of it.
Oh no... wait...

umm...



Nope, lost it.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Well I've got the central heating on
And a roaring log fire blazing away.
So I'm lovely and warm.

I'm sure Bum Raping Katherine Jenkins would make me even warmer though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Coast of Yemen not good enough for you, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:31, archived)
# No, no, it's a fair point
I mean, I'm no cocaine-snorting opera singer
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Keep working and you'll get there.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:37, archived)
# I'd prefer it to be Katherine Jenkins
Coast of Yemen is also a long way from Norfolk.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:36, archived)
# It's going to be -19°C here tonight O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:58, archived)